Best joke i have never heard it.

If you are not happy today,warmly suggest you to read this joke as below.Just take one minute to read this,i think you will get more and more funny.

Thress people were cycling beside a ditch. 2 of them have nicknames, one was fuck off and other was shit. The one without a nickname was called bob. bob and shit fell into the ditch, bob fell in a puddle and was fine but shit fell onto some rocks and was badly hurt. fuck off called the police. “how can i help” the police said. “help! my friends have fallen into a ditch!”, the policeman then asks “what’s your name son?”. “fuck off” he sais. “exuse me?”. “Fuck off”. “nevermind, what are they doing?” he asks. “well bob’s picking up shit.”

aha aha makes me laugh every time.

Wish all friend and family happy everyday!thanks for your reading this joke.

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Some tips for buying shoes

Buying the right shoes is an investment in foot health. But how do you find ones that fit properly and provide adequate support?

Start with your own feet, and look at what’s already in your closet. Stand barefoot on a piece of paper or cardboard, and trace the shape of each foot. Now take your shoes, one by one, and place them on top of the drawing. If you’re like most people, your “comfortable” shoes will closely match the outline of your own feet.

Identify the shoes that cause pain. If you’re a woman, most of these will be shoes with narrow toes or high heels. Check to see if the toe of the shoe is narrower or shorter than your own toes.

When you’re ready to replace some of that uncomfortable footwear, these tips can help:

  1. Wait until the afternoon to shop for shoes — your feet naturally expand with use during the day and may swell in hot weather.
  2. Wear the same type of socks that you intend to wear with the shoes.
  3. Have the salesperson measure both of your feet — and get measured every time you buy new shoes. If one foot is larger or wider than the other, buy a size that fits the larger foot.
  4. Stand in the shoes. Make sure you have at least a quarter- to a half-inch of space between your longest toe and the end of the shoe.
  5. Walk around in the shoes to determine how they feel. Is there enough room at the balls of the feet? Do the heels fit snugly, or do they pinch or slip off? Don’t rationalize that the shoes just need to be “broken in” or that they’ll stretch with time. Find shoes that fit from the start.
  6. Trust your own comfort level rather than a shoe’s size or description. Sizes vary from one manufacturer to another. And no matter how comfortable an advertisement claims those shoes are, you’re the real judge.
  7. Feel the inside of the shoes to see if they have any tags, seams, or other material that might irritate your feet or cause blisters.
  8. Turn the shoes over and examine the soles. Are they sturdy enough to provide protection from sharp objects? Do they provide any cushioning? Also, take the sole test as you walk around the shoe store: do the soles cushion against impact? Try to walk on hard surfaces as well as carpet to see how the shoes feel.

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HOW TO CARE FOR YOUR LEATHER SHOES?

LIKE AN EXPENSIVE WATCH OR WEEKENDER BAG, high-quality leather shoes are an investment piece. Sure, at the time they hit the wallet a bit… hard. But the initial price is paid back tenfold from the years of use you’re going to get from them, and there’s no stronger case for that claim than a pair of well-crafted leather shoes. Keep scrolling to learn how to properly protect your investment and make those light brown monk straps last for a decade.

1. Water clogged? If your shoes are wet, stuff ‘em with newspaper ASAP and keep them away from direct heat (which can dry the leather too fast, causing it to crack and loosen adhesives).

2. Throw out the shoe box. Storing leather shoes in its original packaging for long periods of time will do harm to the materials (thanks to humidity). Keep them on a shoe rack instead.

3. Put trees in your shoes. After conditioning and cleaning, cedar shoe trees are the best thing you can do for your footwear. They retain the shape of the shoe, reduce creases, and naturally absorb moisture/odors. Look for one with a full heel made out of  unfinished cedar.

4. Give ’em the day off. Wearing your chestnut brown wingtips three weeks straight is definitely not going to prolong their life. Every few days give the shoes a chance to “breathe”.

5. Use a shoe horn. That foot wiggle dance you do when trying to get your shoes on destroys the heels.

6. Add taps to the shoe. Much like the leather on the top, the material on the bottom of the shoe also needs to be protected. Shoe taps cost about $4 for a set, and act like buffers between your heel and the ground. They absorb the shock and damage of constant usage. However, don’t add taps until you’ve worn the shoes for 12-18 months — this gives their soles the proper amount of time to conform to your foot.

Three notes: Whenever working on your shoes with a cream, polish etc. you should a) lay down newspaper or old t-shirts on your work surface, b) do pre-test in an inconspicuous area on the shoe before applying it to the entire surface area, and c) put in a shoe tree.

WATERPROOF

How often you should do it: This will protect your shoes for about six months. Once the water stops beading up on the surface, you need a new coat.

Wipe your shoes down with a warm sponge and add the product of your choosing. There are spray repellents, but your best bet is a beeswax-based paste. The initial “wash down” will warm the leather, making it more porous and improving its ability to absorb the product. You also use a hairdryer on a low heat setting to achieve the same effect (heat the shoes before and after you add the paste/spray).

CONDITION

How often you should do it: This depends on how regularly you wear them and in what conditions. Do you live in the Northeast and generally spend most of your day in an office? Hit ‘em with conditioner once a month. Are you a door-to-door salesman in Texas? You probably need to up that to once every two weeks since humidity and high temps will dry out the leather faster.

Conditioning is not the same as polishing. Leather is skin, and skin needs nutrients. Those essential supplements come from you conditioning it on a regular basis. Sooooo, liberally apply a cream conditioner into the shoe with a cotton cloth (use different rags for different shoe colors). Work it into the leather in circular motions. Let them sit for 20 minutes, and then vigorously rub with a shoe brush to remove any excess cream.

POLISH

How often you should do it: This is all based on personal preference. Some guys like to have mirrors on their feet, while others just want a slight buff.

First off, this is how to polish leather shoes.

Secondly, there are two types of product you’ll encounter. One is a cream polish which will penetrate the leather and is good for color rejuvenation (you should you use a welt brush to apply this type). The other is a wax polish (look for a lanoline-based beeswax one) that’s ideal if you’re looking for a surface shine because it creates a coating over the leather allowing you to buff it to your hearts content.

 

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At present, there are 5 years experienced shop in Guangzhou. The company’s purpose is to change traditional method in living goods trade by an innovation model, to effectively reduce the use of industry costs, make the consumer advocate women shoes,pumps,heels,flats,athletic,women backpacks,shoulder bags.

our enterprise was founded in January 2009, registered capital of 200,000. Independent operation of the company’s Web site – is the most professional online flashlight,motorcycle parts,beauty products and mobile phone case Mall, through the improvement of industry standards, and rely on independent R & D.

Through years of exploration, the company step by step framework for a huge.
Our aim is customer fist.We believe that we will get a big progress in future.

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